I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
My feet surprised me
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