i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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