if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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