sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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