It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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