doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
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she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
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ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
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