So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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