Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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