Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
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Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
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It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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