NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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