Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
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Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
did i walk over a car last night?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
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this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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