Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
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I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
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What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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