I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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