it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
