it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
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she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
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Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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