Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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