I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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