winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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