Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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