There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
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so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
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My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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