if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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