I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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