Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Randomize
