Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
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I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Floor bacon is actually really good
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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