You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
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I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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