Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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