not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
