I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
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she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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