it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
