My hair reeks of homosexuality.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
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Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
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2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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