Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
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do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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