How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
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I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
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Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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