Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
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I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
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Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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