so let's talk penis.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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