oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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