I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
so much tequila, so little girl.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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