I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
He shit in the fireplace
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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