You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Actions speak louder than pants.
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He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
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The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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