How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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