we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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