I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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