So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
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You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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