Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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