Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
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he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
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"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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