I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
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Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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