She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
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Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
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who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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