Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
