the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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