Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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