Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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