Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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