trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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