Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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