If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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