Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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