Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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