you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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