and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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