We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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